232 points

You unlock legendary at 4 toots.

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Only 0.04% of employees have this

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27 points

Is there a strategy guide online for this trophy?

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gotta kiss a lot of ass to get that promotion

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Holy shit, I’m putting this one on my Steam LinkedIn showcase!

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33 points

The forth one is always a shart.

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6 points

Sally forth!

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4 points

Maybe for you, rookie

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You say that like it’s a bad thing…

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208 points

The story doesn’t make sense. He only ever does two, three would be ridiculous.

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I’m gonna start a rumor that there’s a different boss in a different division that does four.

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Still better than the boss that drops an SBD, and then whispers ^“toot” in your ear.

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Legend has it that the higher up you go, the deeper it gets. The penthouse doesn’t even have an office in it, just a single solitary toilet perpetually occupied by a mysterious being known only to the higher ups as The One Who Knocks

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3 points

I read this in Captain Holt’s voice

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194 points

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54 points

RDJ really has some big boots to fill.

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RDJ really has some big boots toots to fill.

Ftfy

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187 points

While at your desk make direct and sustained eye contact in silence. Once you know you have him gently say “poop poop” then violently shit yourself. Everything is about shitting, except shitting. Shitting is about power.

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this whole thread, I’m crying

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I’m not sure you’d win. This is a man with decades of Pavlovian training, who can literally fart on command given the right keyword. It’s a pretty wild gamble to assume that “poop poop” is not in his repertoire.

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The moment you hear that third Saiyan “POOOOP” and realize you’ve woefully miscalculated.

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Are you sure it’s not the other way around? Maybe he just says toot toot to be sure it’s not a turd arriving…

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I’m pretty sure the oncoming fart triggers the “toot toot”, not the phrase triggering a fart. However you may be correct about the pavlovian aspect.

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Heres what you do - go to the bank today, get $50 in pennies…

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7 points

Dominance is the key

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Everything is about shitting -> Power is about shitting

Power is about shitting -> shitting is about power

Repeat

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Wasn’t someone saying “toot toot” and farting a part of Ned’s Declassified School Survival Guide? Lol

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Howdy fellow amphibian 🎩🐸

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36 points

Holy URLs Batman!

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20 points

When you’re so passive-aggressive that you encode your hate in a PERL script.

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21 points

Confirmed, OOPs boss is Timmy Toot Toot as an adult lmfao

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11 points

What is up with that title

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Don’t worry about it. Just don’t message soap members. Ok?

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8 points

That show holds up so well I swear to god

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And just like that my suspension of disbelief in this story is shattered. I hope you’re happy.

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