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That’s an HR complaint

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He has Tourette’s.

You are now on HR’s “list” to be fired over something petty and inconsequential.

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Lmfao. I mean…as much as this boss is the fucking man…this is pretty fucking major disruptive behavior in a workplace.

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If the post were real and it was actually a tic, it’s not like he could help it.

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The HR lady listens to your complaint very seriously.
Then she shifts her body to one side.

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Keep your distance?

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I’d honestly ask them if they’d seen a doctor about that. No one should be that gassy on a regular basis.

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All I do is fart. Except during the times when I’m holding in my farts so I can keep living among society. But even then I’m just quietly belching under my breath. All I am is gas. Held together in the loose shape of a man by the surface tension in a bubble of cheeseburger grease and the force of my will to eat another. Just one more. My urine is carbonated.

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Have you seen a doctor about that? No one should be that gassy on a regular basis.

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Are you me? I gas my poor boyfriend every day. I’ve just come to accept it at this point.

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This is so fake. Are we supposed to believe that the boss can predict when a fart is going to be extra nasty and adding an extra toot when he ALWAYS only does two???

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Yeah obviously made up for fake internet points. There’s no way there was a third toot, it’s just impossible. I don’t buy it.

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I mean…i have a pretty good idea if a fart is going to be gross af. You just know.

Also if you have a fart and it’s gross, then it should be reasonable to assume that the next one will also be bad.

Toot toot morherfucker.

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If that’s the only issue? Ignore it and carry on. Consider yourself lucky.

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