One more child falls for the Apple Industry propaganda once more!
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Kid puts away the apple and then whips out a budgeting calendar for med school.
Nurse runs away screaming.
It’s not, “an apple a day keeps the doctorr away.”
It’s supposed to be, “an apple a day keeps the doctorr at bay.”
Doctorrs are actually a type of fae creature. They hunger for your bones. But if you offer them an apple, they’ll be obliged to accept, and now that they’ve accepted your hospitality, it would be positively gauche to eat you. And since they feast on bones, they’re actually excellent at diagnosing and treating many types of ailments!
It’s such a shame how much we’ve forgotten.
…why are you adding an extra “r” to “doctor”? Is this a British thing, where you guys just suck at English?
The other day Duolingo told me しゃ is ‘sha like in “shop”’. I don’t think it’s the English who suck at English.
Lifehack: An apple a day keeps anyone away if you throw it hard enough
As a nurse I thoroughly enjoyed this comic. I’ve already shown it to an anesthesiologist at work, and I’ll make sure to pester every following MD I meet today.