341 points

It was the paid blue checkmark for $8 back in 2022.

Kinda old article info without much current stuff except the lawsuit against the ad trade group.

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Still makes me gleeful reading about his stupidity.

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It does, until you realise that his monstrous wealth insulates him from any consequences, deflecting them onto the heads of mortals. No matter what he does, he’ll be alright.

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Not only that, but there are thousands of people insulating him from those consequences. People at Xitter working to keep what functionality they can, despite years of knowing what a shithead Musk is. People who keep the operation of SpaceX separate to make it successful despite his involvement. The Russian and Saudi investors who gave him the money to buy Twitter when he ran his mouth off about it.

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I felt a little better reading today how many of his children are conceived IVF or surrogate. I can’t fathom having anyone having sex with him.

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13 points

He’s so insecure though, all the mocking he receives online is pretty satisfying

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53 points

Savedyouaclick

Thank you!

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And that’s why I never click. At this point getting Rick rolled would be fresher news.

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170 points

please just put the interesting part in the title.

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But then there would be no title.

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explain exactly what you mean.

*guys I’m not being facetious I don’t understand

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it was implying that there is nothing interesting, hence no title.

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80 points

This a beautiful story. Bankers get shafted lending money to apex capitalist.

🤌

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Some days ago I read an article here that said that a lot of the money came from Russia and that they are getting exactly what they wanted: chaos

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No one has ever explained how bankers are losing. They say they’ve lost money. Yet the only details are Musk has to make payments and put up Tesla stock as collateral. That a no lose for the banks. They don’t care if Tesla stock crashes, they are making money from selling it.

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If Tesla’s stock crashes, then the value the banks could get from selling it is much lower.

If Twitter and Tesla go bankrupt, the banks will have loaned out billions to own something worthless.

At least I would assume that’s how it works.

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The bankruptcy scenario is correct but the first part isn’t: you don’t have X shares as collateral that you can liquidate. Instead, you have collateral to cover sum Y.

As long as the collateral contract covers enough stock positions the bank won’t lose.

That said all of this is assuming standard contracts. If y bank wrote “0% interest and instead 50% of the revenue growth of Twitter” then this would be an easy way to lose money.

Haven’t heard of a stupid banker yet, though, so what would the chances be?

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Careful there, bud, you’re singing the siren song of bank bailouts.

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It’s because when banks make loans, they sell of the debt, but nobody has wanted to buy the debt for Musk’s loans. My understanding of this is essentially, if someone takes out a loan of $100 million, the bank will sell that debt to an investor for $101 million, and the investor will make back $102 million once the loan is paid off due to interest. But no investors are confident enough that Musk will pay back his loan so no one is ponying up the dough to buy it.

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That’s easy, just give him a AAA credit rating and call it a bond, some pension fund will buy it.

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I remember reading that the banks who loaned him the money haven’t been able to sell off the debt.

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The fact that this tweet caused their stock price to dive really shows what a joke the stock market is .

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I’m GLAD we don’t tax Billionaires like Musk! Imagine if instead of buying a Website for $44BILLION he instead bought kids $44BILLION worth of School Lunch! The HORROR!

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