Photo of text from Player Piano by Kurt Vonnegut. The text says “Big tits will get you in anywhere.”

65 points

Won’t get you into the itty bitty titty committee

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42 points

So it goes

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26 points

Does this stack with the clipboard, HiVis vest, or ladder buffs? Asking for a friend.

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9 points

I’m sorry, they debuff all stats and consign you to a life in the Reeks and Wrecks.

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Player Piano is a really great book! It doesn’t get as much love as his later stuff and i think it’s because it was Vonneguts first novel and he hadn’t really developed the writing style people associate with his other more famous novels. It’s still a great read I enjoyed from beginning to end!

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4 points

I read it a rather long time ago, I will definitely read it again soon!

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14 points

One of my all-time favorite books from easily my favorite author. Player Piano deserves more recognition outside Vonnegut fans.

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5 points

Kurt had no idea how big they’d get in the future.

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