Trout population before spill: zero

Trout population after spill: believe it or not, still zero

Added bonus: you don’t have to cook them! They’re pre-treated!

Wait, it purged the entire ecosystem except trout, so what are the trout eating? Don’t tell me we now have nuclear powered fish, the implications are terrifying. What happens if you’re bitten by a radioactive trout? Do we get troutman, the superhero we neither want, need or deserve?

Hell yeah keep on keeping on you little rainbow fuckers.