Was it ever not OK?
I hate this. Community bathrooms are gross. If you can smell it, there is a piece of it inside you.
If the ultimate goal is to protect your health, holding it in us clearly worse than smelling a little bit of shit. You’re position is, quite literally, irrational.
No, I hate that I can work from home and be comfortable but because C-Suite invested in the local lunch spot I have to sit in an office and have teams meetings with people in the cube next to me. You wanna shit with friends, go ahead. I like my bidet and soft TP.
I like my bidet and soft tp too. Although the to in my office isn’t bad, but it’s certainly more the bidet that I miss. Definitely prefer to shit at home, as most people do.
But the implication of your first post was that it’s somehow unhealthy because the shit is now “inside you.” Which is what I was addressing, not the non stated claim that you simple prefer it for bidets and toilet paper.
Boss makes a dollar, I make a dime
That’s why I poop on company time
Boss makes a thousand, you make a buck.
Go steal the catalytic converters off the company truck.
CEO pay is 344 times the average worker’s, grab the pitchforks and torches we have a mob to form.
Sorry, I don’t have a cutesy rhyme.
Boss makes $3.44, I make a cent. Sharpen the guillotines, cause I can’t pay my rent.
Amazon charges you for every minute spent in the lavatory, so best not to be too awfully thorough wiping and washing your hands…
Side-note: it’s so funny to substitute different words for toilet there - if I said shitter how would that read differently?:-)
Omg that is perfection! 🤩 Nothing says “toilet” quite so well as that particular shithole.
If your good at something, never do it for free
I am literally - and I’m 100% serious - pooping at work right now.
Highly recommended.
