26 points

This guy has never heard of quantum ducks

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Schrödinger’s Duck

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Came here to write this… Man you’re good.

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What you didn’t know is that the universe is mostly ducks. Dark matter? More like duck matter!

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Duck Tales? More like Everything Tales!

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15 points

What about half a duck?

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How crispy we talking?

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Is a single cell within a duck a duck or is it itself not a duck?

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7 points

Yes.

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6 points

Inclusive or gets them every time.

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11 points
  • Hot Dog
  • Not Hot Dog
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Came here to make the same joke. Am not disappoint.

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What about parts of a hot dog?

What if I ate a hot dog?

You wouldn’t claim a hot dog is not a hot dog anymore after I took a bite, right?

If parts of a hot dog are a hot dog, when do they become non-hotdog in my intestines?

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If a hot dog is no longer a hot dog after you take a bite, what is it? It’s still a sandwich consisting of a sausage in a bun; you’re just masticating now.

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