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Hear me out how about you don’t get high off of mushrooms

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How about you don’t knock it till you’ve tried it.

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QUIT HAVING FUN!!!

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I don’t need to have substance to have fun

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Let me guess, you also think mushrooms are addictive.

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You will also stay alive indefinitely by eating only boiled rice, beans, and cabbage with no seasoning but I bet you try other things because variety is nice.

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I don’t need running shoes to run, but it fucking helps.

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I didn’t know I was only allowed one hobby at a time. I offer my most sincere apologies.

EDIT: Run that back. You don’t need to have substance to have fun? What’s your hobby? Doing… nothing? How is that even possible?

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I don’t need to do what you enjoy so that I can have fun

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Well then I’m glad that everybody’s just like you. (/s)

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That sounds like quitter talk, pass me the rest of the baggie, I’ll show you

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He’s absolutely right, LSD is better.

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LSD is for a very, very specific type of person.

…Me.

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Your You’re not good at selling drugs to me, friend.

Edit: I’m not good at writing when slightly stoned it seems.

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Speak for yourself, even when on mushrooms I know that puking just makes me feel immediately better, it’s like a system reset, but I understand it doesn’t work that way for everyone

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Puking absolutely makes it better. It doesn’t get the psilocybin out of your system, but at least the nausea will be gone. You always feel better immediately after puking.

Also, avoid looking into the bathroom mirror when you are having a bad trip

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This starter pack definitely needs a “trapped inside the mirror for hours”.

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The mirror dimension is the main reason i’m looking forward to mushrooms

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I would honestly say avoid looking in the mirror when you’re having a GOOD trip. You’ll be trapped! Trapped I say!

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i brought a big bag of ground magic mushroom powder with the intent on selling enough to get my money back.

I sold 5 little pill capsules full of it and ate the rest. God I miss that 2 weeks.

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