39 points

On the plus side, the uranium-235 cookies will probably stay warm a lot longer than the others.

permalink
report
reply
5 points

+/- 3,000 years

permalink
report
parent
reply
11 points
*

but uranium has 20 billion calories per gram

permalink
report
parent
reply
14 points

Hmm… better just have one, then.

permalink
report
parent
reply
3 points

And it will sustain you for the rest of your life.

permalink
report
parent
reply
2 points

Uranium doesn’t usually glow in the dark? If you can see a blue glow, you need to get the heck out of there, or submerge it in a lot of water.

permalink
report
parent
reply
1 point

Water? We’ve got plenty of that. And it’s heavy, so that should mean it’s extra safe.

permalink
report
parent
reply
17 points

They all look fine and tasty though? Except the egg one.

permalink
report
reply
6 points

Was about to say the butter and egg one look great but that might just be cause I really like eggs and have had ones that looked like the too much egg and it was delicious.

permalink
report
parent
reply
7 points

I’ll take the egg one, gonna leave the uranium one to you though

permalink
report
parent
reply
2 points

Hear me out, the egg one but balanced with more brown sugar than white. It’s very similar to the Tate’s brand chocolate chip cookies.

permalink
report
parent
reply
83 points

permalink
report
reply
18 points

More

permalink
report
parent
reply
12 points

Do I look like I know what a jpeg is to you?

permalink
report
parent
reply
1 point

It sounds hot, though

permalink
report
parent
reply
3 points

Omw to add too much butter and sugar and a little cornstarch to recreate the levain style cookie

permalink
report
reply
3 points

In the middle there?

They all look pretty great!

permalink
report
parent
reply
2 points

Yep. Cool chart

permalink
report
parent
reply
47 points

I don’t understand.
The words “too”, “much” and “butter” don’t make any sense in that order.

permalink
report
reply
20 points

Its all to taste, I always do a ton of butter when I make cookies to make them extra gooey

permalink
report
parent
reply
13 points

we’re best friends now btw

permalink
report
parent
reply
19 points
*

Here have some homemade Oreos I made

permalink
report
parent
reply
15 points

Try this simple cookie recipe

permalink
report
parent
reply
9 points

Ngl the butter ones look like the best cookie I’ve ever eaten.

permalink
report
parent
reply
1 point

I was thinking the same thing, I always drop the flour by a bit to get that effect. The only way to make chocolate chip cookies imo

permalink
report
parent
reply

Science Memes

!science_memes@mander.xyz

Create post

Welcome to c/science_memes @ Mander.xyz!

A place for majestic STEMLORD peacocking, as well as memes about the realities of working in a lab.



Rules

  1. Don’t throw mud. Behave like an intellectual and remember the human.
  2. Keep it rooted (on topic).
  3. No spam.
  4. Infographics welcome, get schooled.

This is a science community. We use the Dawkins definition of meme.



Research Committee

Other Mander Communities

Science and Research

Biology and Life Sciences

Physical Sciences

Humanities and Social Sciences

Practical and Applied Sciences

Memes

Miscellaneous

Community stats

  • 13K

    Monthly active users

  • 3.4K

    Posts

  • 84K

    Comments