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My mum’s got a great anecdote about how the doctor came around about my cough when I was a newborn, and he came into a room full of local mums all fawning over me in my cot and chugging away.

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My wife’s family used to mop the walls as part of cleaning.

It wasn’t until she moved out that she twigged that non-smokers don’t have to do that.

We’d all put on our scruffiest clothes before visiting my granddad, because they’d be going straight into the washing machine the second we got back. No wonder he kept giving us money, he probably thought we were poor as dirt.

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I was the same way when I visited smoking family, I’d strip at the door and hit the shower when I got home.

Mopping the walls, my God.

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I wonder if the reason I see duplicate memes on All is because a lot of people have blocked lemmy.ml and other large instances

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Lemmy.ml is the wayer coming out of a full ashtray when you pour stale beer on it.

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Four out of five doctors recommend Marlboro cigarettes. The fifth one would too, if he weren’t currently in the hospital with all this unrelated lung cancer.

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What on earth is happening with the leg(?) ??

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That’s a baby getting fed! 😂

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It took me way too long to see that. Thank you 🙏

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I definitely went through the same thought process!

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