101 points

Also, car seats in the 70s:

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My boomer bitch ass parents used to complain about us needing a few minutes to strap a car seat into a car in the 2010’s.

“We didn’t need car seats when we were babies and we survived.”

They were fucking obnoxious.

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35 points

Did you point out that they have brain damage from lead poisoning and it might be compromising their ability to think?

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7 points

Some people are beyond reason. Last year i bought a broken lawnmower from some lady, because i thought it’s a fun project to fix it. The lady was probably in her 60es. And one of the forst things she said to me was: no offence, but my generation in absolutely useless. Useless i thought, that’s pretty rich coming from someone that is close to morbidly obese, racist as fuck, lives on an absolute dumpster of a house that her husband probably bought for 300 dollars 40 years ago. She was the most useless person i have seen in a long ass time.

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27 points

Survivorship bias. The ones that died aren’t there to contradict them.

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14 points

What a dumb thing to say honestly. My sisters boyfriend bought a old stupid pickup truck that doesn’t have seatbelts. He’s so proud of the fact that he doesn’t need seatbelts. I think it’s the main reason that he wanted that car. He drives around his children in it, and the previous owner had it all prepared that you could put in seatbelts, but he would rather die than use seatbelts. Same with helmets. They bought ebikes to go on rides, and everyone wears a helmet except for him. Hy sister tells him all the time to wear one. She has him as far now that he takes a helmet with him, but he’s not wearing it. A almost 50 year old man doesn’t want to look uncool on his bike.

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6 points

A almost 50 year old man doesn’t want to look uncool on his bike.

Have you noted to him how fucking uncool it is for a grown man to think safety (especially of children) is uncool?

Takes just one slipup of someone, not even them, but just someone in traffic, and he will never forgive himself his shitty attitude.

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7 points

People like this drive me crazy.

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3 points

Not wearing a helmet on a bike isn’t that unreasonable though. I’ve seen studies that show a positive relation between a cyclist wearing protective gear and cars driving more aggressively around them. So you might actually be less likely to have an accident than when wearing safety gear, since the vast majority are caused by car drivers.

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7 points

Survivor bias right there.

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9 points

It’s always fun when a relative admits they don’t care about your child’s safety.

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2 points

They also didn’t like the name, among not liking much of anything about my entire life. No contact for the last decade has been such a breath of fresh air.

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5 points

“Get in the boot, granddad”

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10 points

Sliced clean in three

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1 point

The brand new safety baby yeet-n-slice-inator 2000, get yours now!!

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16 points

The last thing you want in a car accident is one whole baby flying into the front seat area.

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10 points

I remember being maybe 6 and napping on the “shelf” between the back seat and rear glass if my parents’ boat of a Cadillac. Not like there were seat belts to keep me in place.

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7 points

You didn’t need much since your car was 6000 pounds of solid steel that would go right through a house without you even feeling it.

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9 points

That, or you’d get crushed alive since the car wasn’t designed to actually protect you…

https://youtu.be/C_r5UJrxcck

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5 points

The car will survive any impact.

And the passengers too?

The car will survive any impact.

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As if anyone used car seats. Most people didn’t use the seat belt.

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5 points

Your parents didn’t just stuff you in the back window?

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1 point

Also, house seats in the 20s:

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I remember whenever you went to a sit down restaurant you had to tell the person seating you if you wanted smoking or non-smoking. As if it mattered lol.

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more egregiously, plane tickets!

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Actually, most planes from that era circulated air front to rear and smoking was always the rear section, and the entire cabin’s air was renovated every 1-3 minutes, so unless you were seated in the row immediately before smoking, you didn’t get smoke.

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5 points

I hear you, but for some reason I don’t believe you. I grew up in the 80s and never experienced cigs on a plane, but I have a feeling the smoke smell spread further than the seated row before smoking.

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2 points

Nope. Whole plane smelled ugly. Old enough to remember and despise.

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15 points

Our favorite restaurant* growing up had a little corner with like 3 tables as the non smoking section. We’d go there because my kindergarten teacher and her husband owned it.

*Bar that served food

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4 points

We’re cool, we allow these pesky non smokers here.

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5 points

One of the last times i was in a restaurant where indoor smoking was still a thing, the waitress asked us if we want to be seated in a smoking or non smoking section. We picked non smoking, because, gross. We were right on the line between smokers and non smokers, and i sat back to back to a guy who chainsmoked when we were eating.

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22 points

This is what my mom drove in the 80s-90s.

This is where i would lie down…

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Dang, was your mom single then? (I’m on my way inventing a time machine).

I had a similar experience in the 90s, but with a non-cool car - parents bought a TV & to fit it in a tiny car they had to put the back seats down … which left the trunk for me (in a 5-door car, but still, highway speeds, and when I pointed out the safety issues they just said to hold on to a seatbelt … ?).

The same parents ultra-terrified of me getting in a car accident with anyone (because others are terrible drivers), and to this day terrified I’ll crash my car each and every time Im in it … the patents that totaled a few cars vs me never in an accident and almost keeping up with professional kart racers (well, ““almost””, and even that on my best few laps before ahdh starts fighting me entering a corner).
Oh, and also the same parents I have to buy tires for against their will & have a few fights with to get them changed.

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3 points

What was this car again? I remember this.

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5 points

87 Mazda rx7

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6 points

At least you would’ve died in style.

When i grew up, my friends parents owned a farm that was on top of a mountain, it was like a 10min drive up there on backroads. They drove around a beater car, something like a Suzuki swift. Sometimes we were allowed to ride on the hood, like a bunch of criminals in a 80’s action movie. I remember sitting on the roof once, holding on for dear life. I never really thought much about it, but i would never do that with my nephew. Not because i think they are soft and we were such a hard ass generation, because i don’t want to kill a child. It happens so fucking fast

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41 points

People are still doing “Nobody:” memes? They don’t even make sense. This would be improved 100% by removing the “Nobody:” line.

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Nobody:

Absolutely no-one:

CrayonRosary: Nobody and no-one suck!

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11 points

Imo they are trying to set the tone.

I would go with “meanwhile” personally

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6 points

Meanwhile… decades in the past? Still doesn’t make sense.

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2 points

Meanwhile… In the year 3000… BCE…!!

Pretty attention grabbing actually

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1 point

Meanwhile… at the Hall of Justice…

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1 point

Yeah I guess this post would be the one situation where nobody would work better

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5 points

Nobody:

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4 points

I’m not going to upvote you, but that is an excellent troll

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-2 points

People want everything to be reddit so hard.

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24 points

There’s all these iconic photos of Walt Disney where he’s pointing at stuff with a two finger point. I’ve heard that some within the company say that this is the example by which their resort employees always use the two finger point to direct guests.

In reality, he was holding a cigarette and the photos have been airbrushed. He died of lung cancer in 1966. Pointing with two fingers is just seen (kind of universally across cultures) as being non-accusatory. Like, say you saw someone talking to someone else and you cannot hear them (or it’s in a language you don’t understand); they’re pointing with one finger in your direction, you may be inclined to think they’re talking about you. If they’re using the two finger point, you’re less likely to think that… it’s the same for airliner flight crew.

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I’m a former cast member, can confirm. During Traditions (company culture and job orientation/training), they’re taught to point with two fingers for exactly the reason you point out, and Walt Disney is shown pointing like that in the slides. They don’t tell you, but most people eventually figure out, that there’s a cigarette photoshopped out of his fingers.

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3 points

Traditions! That’s what it’s called! Couldn’t for the life of me remember.

Where’d you work? I was a monorail pilot down in Orlando.

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I was in DAK Dinoland attractions for a while and then I worked in merchandise for a few years in the same park. A friend of mine was a monorail pilot around 2008 or so. Were you in the college program?

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Pointing with two fingers is just seen (kind of universally across cultures) as being non-accusatory.

womp, citation needed. not to be a downer but this would be waaaay way too interesting if true to let it be said without some grounds

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2 points

Sorry, was drunk when writing that. Meant it to be implied that this is what companies tell their employees about why they do it.

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2 points

That’s an interesting insight into human behavior that I never thought of.

I remember a long time ago, I was at Boston South Station with my then-girlfriend. We were looking at a monitor on the wall trying to spot when our train home would come in, and I pointed at it to show her.

A nearby homeless woman then informed me that it’s unpolite to point. That always stuck with me. She was standing right in front of the screen…but now I know, I should’ve used two fingers.

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