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What’s that noise? I’m sure I heard something.

-Last recorded words of Rodney Jenkins before he was attacked by Howard the Duck

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Straight up my parents did this all the way into the early 2000s

They really didn’t give a fuck about other people

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I was thinking the other day about how in my 80s childhood that we were taught to avoid “dirty old men”. Like nobody did anything about men preying on children, they just told you to avoid them. We had a neighbour growing up who had lost his teaching job for exposing himself to his students, and he also exposed himself to several other people in the neighbourhood, and did a lot of other creepy antisocial things (like abduct my cat and dump her outside of town, or put a sandwich bag over her head), and yet I was sent to piano lessons with his wife, where sometimes he would wander into the room in his underwear. If that was someone today he’d be on a sex offender list and in jail, but my parents thought it would be rude not to send me there for lessons.

We also had a guy who roamed around naked in the woodlot behind the grade school. I thought it was an urban legend and then I saw him myself one day when I was crossing the bridge overhead.

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This was my grandma man. She died at 98 smoking until the very end. She used to drive a 1972 Lincon Continental I would ride in the back seat with no chair or seat belt as she chain-smoked filterless Camels and spit dip into a Styrofoam coffee cup.

Edit: I called Camels “cowboy killers” but those were Marlboros and that’s what my mom smoked. Grandma didn’t dig filters because “that’s how you get cancer.”

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Our food is not as nutritious and we don’t exercise enough. We also have micro plastics, but they had lead and asbestos, so who knows on that.

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It’s survivorship bias combined with easily accessible media. Plenty of people died young back then but if it wasn’t family or close friends you might not have heard of it until years and years later if at all. Some might assume friends just drifted away, it’s life.

Same with appliances. People say old appliances were significantly better, and I understand in certain areas they might have been but if they were truly so great why aren’t old appliances all over the play, plenty of old people still alive that wouldn’t have bought new appliances just because.

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To be fair back in those days I believe filters were made containing asbestos. Your grandma was a smart cookie!

Edit: This was actually the 50s

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Living to 98 is pretty darn impressive for a smoker

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Yeah, she was a tough old woman. She was the exception to the smoking rule for sure. She chain-smoked, dipped, and drank whiskey all day lol out lived two husbands and one child.

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Grandma didn’t dig filters because “that’s how you get cancer.”

That was true for a time. I think it was the 50’s when cigarette companies were using asbestos for their filters.

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I think that was actually some other horrible lung disease.

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I had an uncle that smoked like it was a cure for cancer and would sit over a sprayer tank pouring chem in there with a smoke hanging out the side of his mouth and no gloves on. Washed his hands with gasoline to get the grease off.

Lived to 95.

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Also, car seats in the 70s:

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The last thing you want in a car accident is one whole baby flying into the front seat area.

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As if anyone used car seats. Most people didn’t use the seat belt.

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Your parents didn’t just stuff you in the back window?

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My boomer bitch ass parents used to complain about us needing a few minutes to strap a car seat into a car in the 2010’s.

“We didn’t need car seats when we were babies and we survived.”

They were fucking obnoxious.

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Did you point out that they have brain damage from lead poisoning and it might be compromising their ability to think?

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Some people are beyond reason. Last year i bought a broken lawnmower from some lady, because i thought it’s a fun project to fix it. The lady was probably in her 60es. And one of the forst things she said to me was: no offence, but my generation in absolutely useless. Useless i thought, that’s pretty rich coming from someone that is close to morbidly obese, racist as fuck, lives on an absolute dumpster of a house that her husband probably bought for 300 dollars 40 years ago. She was the most useless person i have seen in a long ass time.

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Survivorship bias. The ones that died aren’t there to contradict them.

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It’s always fun when a relative admits they don’t care about your child’s safety.

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“Get in the boot, granddad”

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They also didn’t like the name, among not liking much of anything about my entire life. No contact for the last decade has been such a breath of fresh air.

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What a dumb thing to say honestly. My sisters boyfriend bought a old stupid pickup truck that doesn’t have seatbelts. He’s so proud of the fact that he doesn’t need seatbelts. I think it’s the main reason that he wanted that car. He drives around his children in it, and the previous owner had it all prepared that you could put in seatbelts, but he would rather die than use seatbelts. Same with helmets. They bought ebikes to go on rides, and everyone wears a helmet except for him. Hy sister tells him all the time to wear one. She has him as far now that he takes a helmet with him, but he’s not wearing it. A almost 50 year old man doesn’t want to look uncool on his bike.

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People like this drive me crazy.

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A almost 50 year old man doesn’t want to look uncool on his bike.

Have you noted to him how fucking uncool it is for a grown man to think safety (especially of children) is uncool?

Takes just one slipup of someone, not even them, but just someone in traffic, and he will never forgive himself his shitty attitude.

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Not wearing a helmet on a bike isn’t that unreasonable though. I’ve seen studies that show a positive relation between a cyclist wearing protective gear and cars driving more aggressively around them. So you might actually be less likely to have an accident than when wearing safety gear, since the vast majority are caused by car drivers.

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Survivor bias right there.

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I remember being maybe 6 and napping on the “shelf” between the back seat and rear glass if my parents’ boat of a Cadillac. Not like there were seat belts to keep me in place.

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You didn’t need much since your car was 6000 pounds of solid steel that would go right through a house without you even feeling it.

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That, or you’d get crushed alive since the car wasn’t designed to actually protect you…

https://youtu.be/C_r5UJrxcck

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The car will survive any impact.

And the passengers too?

The car will survive any impact.

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Sliced clean in three

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The brand new safety baby yeet-n-slice-inator 2000, get yours now!!

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Also, house seats in the 20s:

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Nobody:

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