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The symbiote keeps kosher, doesn’t it.

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I always read symbiote spider man in this movie as Parker with the confidence to act how he thought would be cool. And he thought it would be cool to answer the phone in an unexpected way.

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Ahoy hoy.

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C Montgomery Burns?‽

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This wasn’t just a quirk of Burns, but a joke about his age:

Alexander Graham Bell initially suggested that the standard greeting when answering a telephone should be “ahoy”, but instead “hello” (suggested by Thomas Edison) was adopted.

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Mushmushi!

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That’s exactly what it was. He wasn’t supposed to be cool, he was doing what he thought was cool. I don’t understand how people watch the part of him walking down the street finger gunning everyone and miss that.

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7 points

It’s like his inner id running loose

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Is the symbiote the horse or the rider?

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Holy shit it’s real, that’s fucking hilarious LMAO.

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Ya know, given recent events, certain people have made me aware that I often say shalom, call my baby daughter “bubby” and use other words like “schlep” and “schvitzing,” as though Yiddish was evil. They are, of course, assholes.

Natural, I’ll continue to use those words because I was raised on Mel Brooks movies, especially Men in Tights, which is a goddamn classic.

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Many Yiddish words like “schlep” are so mainstream that it doesn’t even register with me.

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Isn’t that one Dutch?

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“You’ve got a little schmutz on you” just feels like the right way to tell people there’s an unspecified substance on them.

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Doesn’t bubby mean grandmother?

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So apparently it can be both Grandma and baby, and I have no idea why. I did double check, though.

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“Bubbe” only meant grandmother originally. The “baby” meaning almost certainly comes from it being a false cognate with the English word.

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Yiddish and Hebrew are far older than and used by those who don’t support current events. It’s like the German language getting demonized in the US (and probably elsewhere) around the world wars; the language didn’t do anything, but people make assumptions of the speakers of those languages.

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Yeah Judaism isn’t the problem with Zionism, settler colonialism and genocide are.

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