Toby McGuire is a bad person.
I could have sworn I watched this but I donโt remember the plot of the movie, let alone whatever this is. I feel like the only thing I remember from it was him telling the girl to make him different cookies.
He looks like an emo twink and his daddy dom just told him heโs been a very naughty boy.
Ya know, given recent events, certain people have made me aware that I often say shalom, call my baby daughter โbubbyโ and use other words like โschlepโ and โschvitzing,โ as though Yiddish was evil. They are, of course, assholes.
Natural, Iโll continue to use those words because I was raised on Mel Brooks movies, especially Men in Tights, which is a goddamn classic.
Yiddish and Hebrew are far older than and used by those who donโt support current events. Itโs like the German language getting demonized in the US (and probably elsewhere) around the world wars; the language didnโt do anything, but people make assumptions of the speakers of those languages.
So apparently it can be both Grandma and baby, and I have no idea why. I did double check, though.
Many Yiddish words like โschlepโ are so mainstream that it doesnโt even register with me.
I always read symbiote spider man in this movie as Parker with the confidence to act how he thought would be cool. And he thought it would be cool to answer the phone in an unexpected way.
This wasnโt just a quirk of Burns, but a joke about his age:
Alexander Graham Bell initially suggested that the standard greeting when answering a telephone should be โahoyโ, but instead โhelloโ (suggested by Thomas Edison) was adopted.
Thatโs exactly what it was. He wasnโt supposed to be cool, he was doing what he thought was cool. I donโt understand how people watch the part of him walking down the street finger gunning everyone and miss that.