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Toby McGuire is a bad person.

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For real or are you joking?

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I find him personally disagreeable for reasons that I find difficult to articulate. I just donโ€™t like his vibe.

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I could have sworn I watched this but I donโ€™t remember the plot of the movie, let alone whatever this is. I feel like the only thing I remember from it was him telling the girl to make him different cookies.

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43 points

He looks like an emo twink and his daddy dom just told him heโ€™s been a very naughty boy.

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fuck you. youโ€™re totally right and I hate it

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To me it looks like what I thought Macaulay Culkin would look like when he was older instead of what we got.

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Ya know, given recent events, certain people have made me aware that I often say shalom, call my baby daughter โ€œbubbyโ€ and use other words like โ€œschlepโ€ and โ€œschvitzing,โ€ as though Yiddish was evil. They are, of course, assholes.

Natural, Iโ€™ll continue to use those words because I was raised on Mel Brooks movies, especially Men in Tights, which is a goddamn classic.

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Yiddish and Hebrew are far older than and used by those who donโ€™t support current events. Itโ€™s like the German language getting demonized in the US (and probably elsewhere) around the world wars; the language didnโ€™t do anything, but people make assumptions of the speakers of those languages.

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Yeah Judaism isnโ€™t the problem with Zionism, settler colonialism and genocide are.

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7 points

Doesnโ€™t bubby mean grandmother?

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So apparently it can be both Grandma and baby, and I have no idea why. I did double check, though.

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โ€œBubbeโ€ only meant grandmother originally. The โ€œbabyโ€ meaning almost certainly comes from it being a false cognate with the English word.

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Many Yiddish words like โ€œschlepโ€ are so mainstream that it doesnโ€™t even register with me.

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2 points

Isnโ€™t that one Dutch?

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7 points

โ€œYouโ€™ve got a little schmutz on youโ€ just feels like the right way to tell people thereโ€™s an unspecified substance on them.

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206 points

I always read symbiote spider man in this movie as Parker with the confidence to act how he thought would be cool. And he thought it would be cool to answer the phone in an unexpected way.

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80 points

Ahoy hoy.

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18 points

C Montgomery Burns?โ€ฝ

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This wasnโ€™t just a quirk of Burns, but a joke about his age:

Alexander Graham Bell initially suggested that the standard greeting when answering a telephone should be โ€œahoyโ€, but instead โ€œhelloโ€ (suggested by Thomas Edison) was adopted.

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Thatโ€™s exactly what it was. He wasnโ€™t supposed to be cool, he was doing what he thought was cool. I donโ€™t understand how people watch the part of him walking down the street finger gunning everyone and miss that.

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7 points

Itโ€™s like his inner id running loose

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Is the symbiote the horse or the rider?

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