Elon Musk Owes You $100 - Cards Against Humanity Sues Elon

Oh, this will give lemmy an orgasm

P.S. We will also accept Twitter.com as compensation.

lmao

This needs to say x.com and all associated assets.

I can completely see musk giving them the domain keys to Twitter.com and then wiping his hands

I think they’re a decent chance that’s what they mean, anyway. “What, no, what the hell would we want with your shitty social media software? Just give us the domain name.”

Honestly, if Twitter were rebuilt from the ground up, name and all, I could see people moving to it pretty quickly. Like, does anyone (real people. Not bots, not Elon, but real people) actually like X?

In a hate speech case with the Australian government, they are literally arguing they should have more time to comply with the subpoena, because it was originally lodged against Twitter, so “x” didn’t get served as long ago

I dunno, putting a mastodon instance at twitter.com could be cool.

X the site formerly know as Twitter but no longer Twitter.

I mean Its valuation probably would go up the minute he left so 🫠

From the lawsuit itself:

CAH is the sole member of Hole Holding LLC

They actually created a subsidiary for their giant holes/useless land

How is it that a company that gets off on being crass and inappropriate is one of the most powerful and competent upstanding arbiters of fairness and equality of any company I’ve ever seen?

It’s beautiful and I’m here for it.

They had a good teacher.

Big ups to Professor Carlin!

Turns out doing the right thing has nothing to do with whether or not you tell dirty jokes and moral puritanism is bunkum. Whoda thunk

The people most interested in appearing perfectly clean often have quite a few skeletons in their closet they don’t want people to suspect.

A sense of humor is a survival trait for negative situations, and those who have one are usually really nice because they know how shitty things can be. That’s what I came up with at least.

stephanie mcmahon of the (human trafficking rape factory known as the) WWE infamously went on record to say (paraphrasing): Philanthropy is the future of marketing

This is no different than all the awesome shit that Bill Gates did as part of his foundations. Or (scumbag and pedophile protector) Mr Beast’s various donations and charity events.

CAH have done a decent amount of good. They also fueled an entire generation of white men to giggle and say the n-word. One of their former execs (?) also did some REALLY heinous shit. But please be incredibly wary of putting them on a pedestal just because they are currently doing a publicity event to sue a racist shithead.

I’m 100% sure that CAH does not contain any card with the n-word on it.

Let’s see who can said the most racist shit: the game

One of their former execs (?) also did some REALLY heinous shit.

Culture starts at the top. There’s likely more details out there that I haven’t kept up on.

But I’m sure they’ve “fixed it,” just like ActiBlizz did. And WWE. And so on. But yeah, after years of buying every expansion pack, this left a bad taste in our mouths. It’s still a fun game, but it’s hard to ignore the behind the scenes stuff.

human trafficking rape factory

They got rid of the offenders. It is not known as that

Edit: sorry, I didn’t realize it was you way up there on the high horse

Going reverse Gandhi

It’s kinda like when comedians deliver the news.

What an ROI! My $17 in 2016 turned into a (potential) $100 eight short years later. Signing up for wallstreetbets rn

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