This is barely a joke. There are real sets like this.https://www.electronicbeats.net/sleepover-drone-is-the-ambient-rave-that-wants-to-put-you-to-sleep/

This is one of my favourites: https://phase47.bandcamp.com/album/tf

I much prefer smoothed brown noise over white noise. It’s less sharp than white noise if that makes sense.

i recommend Soma.FM, its free and no commercials, their drone zone stream.

what other snoozers do you losers use?

If you’re ordinary and you never get enough sleep, I have just the place for you. New York’s hottest nap club is “Off to Dreamland!” Located in the heart of Queens at the corner of Sleep Street and Sleepytime Drive, this converted mattress store park was the ceremony spot for a lengendary nap taken by Adam Conover when he was a boy. This place has everything: body pillows, comforters, blankies, cuddle buddies, sleep masks, and CPAP machines. And be sure to hit the converted traincar section and lean your head on the shoulder of MTA Chair Janno Lieber, the celebrity sleeper in residence.

My request would be Every Single Futurama Episode Except for Jurassic Bark. 😪