You can’t just extend the path with a sharpie! Who do you think you are, the president?
I mean, that’s clearly a pizza cutter.
A long time ago a hurricane hit Ohio. Good luck to all the deep inland folks about to experience their first hurricane, it’s a weird experience
Disappointingly it’s just going to be a good rainstorm when it reaches the upper midwest. A friend of mine, another Florida expat who now lives in Wisconsin, flew to Tallahassee to ride out the storm because of how much he missed it, lol. (His job might be paying for him to be there too, but he definitely volunteered.)
The cone zone
Sharpie strikes again