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Plants rarely have their name written on them though

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I always felt that broccoli was spelt the way it looked

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just proof of the successful campaign by Big Broccoli and the DRAM video 🥦 kids even went with the haircut

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I think broccoli and cauliflower should switch names, broccoli looks way more cauliflower and cauliflower way more broccoli.

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If we’re nitpicking, I always thought broccoli was spelt wrong.

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1 point

Say hello to my little friend

Brocoflower

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Happy Cakeday! 🍰🎂

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Do we do that here? Can we not? I thought we agreed not to.

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I don’t do that myself but I don’t see the harm.

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Because corporate logos are intentionally designed to evoke the brand they represent?

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Yeah, stupid nature. Doesn’t even know the basics of brand recognition.

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Also most of the logos are just the name next to an icon. Plants only occasionally have thier name written next to them.

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Also most people have little to no reason to identify plants. Most of the time we don’t even eat the whole plant, we eat the fruit or the root or some very specific part of the plant. You could easily identify a potato, but could you identify a potato plant? There are a lot of plants where you see a part of it in the store but you’ve never seen the entire plant. I never knew I had asparagus growing in the garden because what is sold in the store is not what grown asparagus looks like. We don’t eat grown asparagus, we eat the young shoots before they’ve turned woody. A grown asparagus is inedible and the berries are toxic.

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If you can’t recognize most of the plants in the produce section, you really oughta be eating more fruits and vegetables. I don’t really like veggies either and I still know more than 10 plants just in the category of food you can buy with a corporate logo on it.

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Vegetables are often the root of the plant. Fruits are the… well fruit.

I think the context of this meme is about the plant as a specimen in nature.

Below is a picture of a carrot plant and onion plant.

If not for survival video games i would not have known.

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You R E A L L Y want to get your carrots/parsnips right when it comes to ID, though. Water hemlock is fatal if ingested, and several parsnips will give you gnarly blisters if you come into contact with their sap

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Gotta be easier than mushrooms, right? Right?

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Delectable tea, or deadly poison?

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https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Heracleum_mantegazzianum

And the carrot plant looks near identical to Giant Hogsweed because they’re both in the same family. One has a delicious carrot underneath and will do you no harm, you can even eat the green tops. The other will cause you severe burns even just by brushing against it. The plant itself doesn’t even burn you, it destroys the skin in such a way that sunshine is what burns you.

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hogweed is hogwild. my wife has these strange white scars all over her legs, arms, and chest because she was weed whacking in shorts and a spaghetti top and hogweed juice sprayed on her. she has somewhat darker skin so the scars stand out. she does not weed whack in anything but full coverage now. the scars are slowly fading but it’s been about 5 months and they’re still very prominent.

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Typically you’ll have to break the stem, right?

Giant hogweed really is quite large, often more than head-height - you’re more likely to confuse carrot with cow parsley or hemlock or maybe yarrow, I’d have thought.

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Don’t fuck with the carrot gang

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onion flowers are my favorite type of flower. when they’re in full bloom they get so pretty. i have a patch of bunching onions that i barely even eat, just keep them for the flowers each year. the patch is growing because each flower produces dozens of seeds

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Ever eat the buds? Very much a delicacy. Eat them before they start to open or they get papery.

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If plants had their names on their leaves I’d recognize a bunch of them as well.

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Let’s make sure to shame the people being bombarded by advertisements for 90% of their lives. That’ll motivate them to be more cognizant of botany

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This could as easily be read as a critique of modern capitalism for that very reason.

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