No-one said he doesn’t let the homies hit his ass, he’s just saying if he had a pussy they could hit that too

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Don’t waste donuts

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60 points

If he bends over the donuts will fall off

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19 points

Thats why it’s wider at the front

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12 points

Not if the tip is pierced

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The real life pro tip is always in the comments.

What about missionary, though?

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I guess you’d get donut sugar in your belly button? But if your already heading down the road of fucking donuts, that might not be a concern.

Probably get ants though.

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5 points

Voodoo Donuts in Portland used to have a contest for stacking donuts on your peen.

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22 points

The brojob is always available too!

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