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Who are you kidding you don’t know morse code.

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That’s why it’s even more suspicious that the squirrel knows it.

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I know two letters, O and S.

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You should learn E and X.

Then you can drive up to a bar at night, and flash a flash light at drunk girls that just says “S-E-X?”

Pickin up girls without even leaving your car!

…provided they are the types of girls who get blackout drunk, drink alone in public, and know morse code.

To put this a different way, I have a 0% succsess rate at this. But one day…

…one day…

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You should check out bars near Navy harbors.

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What about second S?

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I have an ancient windows app called Just Learn Morse Code which is surprisingly well built and still works in windows 11

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Fun fact! Squirrels don’t blink. Instead, they secrete a special liquid from their genitals that they rub into their eyes to keep them moist.

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Well that’s another thing squirrels and I have in common

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Your mom says you still owe her rent.

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This is deep

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he’s having deep thoughts

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He’s so deep that his deep thoughts are having their own deep thoughts

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Here come dots

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I probably sound like a bot

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Pretty sure this guy is just high…

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Real af

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Listen guys, dispel has a cooldown. Yelling doesn’t make the cooldowns go faster. Believe me, I’ve tried.

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