Worry about your hair in a nuclear apocalypse? Fear no more!
A better one might be: Climate change, be prepared!
you are not a girl lol,
Ah fuck this makes so much more sense now.
I bought it anyway, it smells nice and I’m growing my hair out and my 7-in-1 shampoo, conditioner, body wash, laundry detergent, toilet cleaner and engine degreaser boy shampoo isn’t cutting it anymore.
I’m trying not to look like this when I wash my hair:
If you’re somewhere in the world that has a TJ Maxx/TK Maxx or similar, go buy their random products that are on sale. Not all are winners, but if you change up your products and just experiment, you’ll find something you like.
I have long wavy hair, and right now I’m on a Shea Moisture curl and shine kick, but before then it was the Verb Ghost line of products for a long time.
Don’t sleep on after shower crap, either. My hair has been really dry lately, so I’ve been using a leave in conditioner by Shea, too (now discontinued, sadly). In the rotation is also the Verb Ghost Oil, and some random peptide leave in. JVN (Johnathon Van Ness) also has some excellent products, but we haven’t found them on sale in awhile.
I don’t use all the after shower products at once, but each has their use. Once you get a feel for what you’re going for, it’s like having a shelf full of tools.
And if you got a beard, well… use something and tell me if you figure out what works, because I still can’t figure that out. My hair looks great and my beard looks like it got lost in the desert.
The Verb curl cream, orange tube, is really good, but so expensive per oz because the tube is only 5oz. My kid likes the ghost oil, it smells nice and adds the teeny hint of weight they need.
I am in love with the Innersense Hydrating conditioner but didn’t like their curl cream. Just this month got around to trying their blowout/straightening cream and holy crap it works so well as a curl cream, no need for leave in conditioner it does it all. I still need something for hold, personally, but I comb/rake it in, scrunch, wrap my hair in a smooth towel, when I take it out, perfect definition and curls. And it comes in liters so when I get to the end of the smaller package can buy one that will last for months!
As a woman who doesn’t use any of that stuff honestly my main thought was that it was a way of saying the product won’t give you a Michael Jackson/Ghost Rider type situation when exposed to flame
finally, i can go to hell in style!
I sometimes worry about my beard and eyebrows when I open my oven or a flame on the stove goes high.
Sometimes I worry about what happens to dead bodies when they’re found.
What if I die on a mountain? Is some mountain man going to find me dead, and start playing with my body? Is he going to use string to turn me into a marionette? Is that the purpose of rigor mortis? To protect our bodies from being playthings for bored puppeteers? And what if he sticks my penis in his butthole, and pretends someone loves him? What if he brings me home and sits me in a chair, and comes home every night, and pretends I’m his wife? What if my dead body remains in his house on a mountain for 30 years, as he comes home every day, and tells me about his job as a lumberjack? What if he makes the same joke everyday?
This is why I’m going to plan to bring a bomb on a boat, and sail it into the middle of the ocean. I’m just going to buy a boat with cash, and not worry about storage, or boat fees, or anything. Just gonna buy a boat, and sail into open water where nobody will find me, and blow up the bomb. Nobody but me on the boat.
But what if my lack of nautical cartography experience means I sail the boat into water that isn’t international. Maybe I accidently start a war with Russia. I mean, it won’t affect me. I’ll be dead, and at the bottom of the ocean, and unavailable for comment.
But YOU GUYS??? Geez. Have fun with a nukeular holocaust against a country that thinks it was bombed first. World War 3 is going to be SO stupid.
It’ll be like the pointlessness of Vietnam, but also being led by drunk Russians.
So, yeah. We all worry about things. Sometimes I worry that when I pull back the shower curtain, there will be an unexplained bear just hanging out in my bathtub. Just in there defying logic.
When you wanna make the funeral home’s crematorium really WORK for it.
