7 points

Where is the Satanist Altar? Where am I supposed to make my offering of aborted fetal tissue?

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We don’t make offerings here. Fetal tissue is repurposed as fertilizer for the vegan horticulture room (yes it’s vegan to prevent human suffering)

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Vegan horticulture? What’s the alternative, growing mushrooms on dead animals?

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12 points

come on, there’s not even a gender affirming care room? clearly fake smh

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21 points

How do I get in?

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10 points

Came here to say that! Are they taking applications? Lol

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10 points

Don’t threaten me with a good time!

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16 points

Use the helpfully labeled ‘Gender Neutral Entrance’

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You forgot to add the mob of Christian fascists trying toget through the fences to harrash the people in Planed Parenthood

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To be fair, there are people having a good time in there, and their …

  • A. jealousy
  • B. sky daddy
  • C. cult’s favorite book
  • D. misery-induced derangement

… will not allow it.

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