QUICK! COMPLAIN THAT THEY’RE TOO GAY! STAT!

Damm all of these new SCP articles are 15 paragraphs too long and each paragraph is more and more gay than the last. I would be so pissed off if they made 20 paragraphs of article with even more gay in it! And dont even get me started on how angry i would be if the articles were 25 paragraphs long! Or even 30!

Based SCP