45 points

Isn’t this what literally every billionaire is doing all day every day?

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17 points

Nah, the billionaires have better luck than this. And higher value prizes.

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8 points

Wrong, same luck, they pay people to pull the levers all day. Lots of collateral, but they got that cool prize!

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4 points

Some of us may die, but that is a sacrifice they are willing to make.

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21 points

Oh boy I hope it’s raiden shogun

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7 points

You can never have too many Qiqis.

I would die on this hill, but she won’t let me. (Green “+5654” appears to my side)

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14 points

How much time does pulling the lever take, and how much time do I have until the train rolls by?

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8 points

10 seconds.

Until the end of the month when your crimes catch up to you via a debt bill.

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1 point

I’ll take my chances with the mystery 4 star price helping me out with that

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13 points

wow thats grim. i love it

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11 points

If you drop enough bodies onto the tracks the trolley’s momentum surely won’t be enough to kill them all, and you’ll get quite a few prizes

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6 points
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Even better: You get prizes for the families of the deceased.

I know I killed your dad, but here’s a brand new <thing>! Woow!

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5 points

Every one loves !

STOP CRYING

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