73 points

It’s a fake guys. Don’t be so naive.
Fact-check

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61 points

I should’ve probably clarified this is satire - what’s most amusing to me, however, is the fact that this requires a fact check to begin with

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18 points

My first thought was “I don’t think it’s real, but it could be”

Man is more unpredictable than a baboon on a lethal dose of flakka

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4 points

yeah my first thought was fake, but then… he’s so fucking stupid and insane… whatever. Never really used twitter, def dont now. Just watchin with popcorn. Enjoying the fall.

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14 points

Right? If I saw a screenshot from Elon saying “I believe the solution to world hunger is to grind orphans and poor people into sausages,” I’d have to check if it were true because dude is unhinged.

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6 points

Is that not why he’s on such a mission to increase birth rates?

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42 points

the real one isn’t better tbh (tl;dr: he originally tweeted that ‘cis’ and ‘cisgender’ are slurs, also many links are down because of his whole rate limit policy)

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21 points

That’s far worse. I’ll take egotistical vanity over transphobia any day.

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10 points

Literally any words could be made a slur dependent on how you use them. It’s the ones that are near universally a slur, such as the N word, that anyone should care about.

The fact he didn’t feel the need to censor cisgender would be enough to tell you on what level that “slur” actually is.

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2 points

or he just wanted to use slurs. i mean it’s elon musk, you can’t discount that possibility

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20 points

So it’s fine to spam “Grimes left you”? Gotcha

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38 points

I have a few more slurs for him to ban:

“Emerald mine owner”

“Slave labour profiteer”

“Your daughter hates you”

“Minus two thirds valuation”

“Still no self driving”

Except I’ve left Twitter long ago. Too bad.

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16 points

“still no self driving” lmao

on that note, where is the 2020 roadster?

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29 points
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“Free speech platform”

They’re not even spreading misinformation!

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23 points

Twitter is happier without me.

No: I am happier without Twitter

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8 points

Twitter is happier without twitter

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22 points

Dudes got thin skin.

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