Also it’s that time of year.
19 points
Simple solution, throw both out the airlock!
14 points
That’s probably actually the best solution. I ain’t dealing with an alien imposter.
Actually, that calls into question the whole crew. Maybe he’s the only one who managed to make it back and everyone else has also been replaced. Maybe you’ve been replaced and given false memories?
12 points
amogus
8 points
This is why the Russians had a space gun.
6 points
*
Meanwhile, the audience: “Holy shit, two Ramirezes!”
4 points
nothing is worth the risk nothing is worth the risk nothing is worth the risk
