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Jokes on you, I haven’t ever felt the touch of a woman!

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Those days when stop and realize you’re not sure if you’ve ever even held hands with someone you like

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Atleast you held hands with someone…

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That’s cause women aren’t real.

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Agreed, a bit long to be a snappy comeback.

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