6 points
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…I’m sorry? Seven. Fucking. Inches???
I don’t even know how to respond to that. Do I want a source?
3 points
I found this but don’t see an actual source https://beinghuman.org/how-far-can-the-human-anus-stretch/ . Based on how painful a really big (but far less than 7") poop can be (or harmful with anal fissures) i’d bet this is fake
5 points
Except the elasticity of a raccoon is dependant upon the rigidity of the structure it is squeezing through. You’d have to have one hell of a sphincter pinch to not tear your ass.
