250 points

a game I made in 1995

a game someone else made in 1995 which was later hostilely acquired by EA only to see it immediately fire all staff and shutter the studio

FTFY

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28 points

RIP Bullfrog (Theme Park, Theme Hospital, Dungeon Keeper etc.)

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22 points

And Maxis (Sims, Spore) 😥

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12 points

Westwood 😭

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13 points

Yeah, EA has done more to hurt game devs than pirates have. “Salary means we don’t have to pay overtime!”

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7 points

Kane Lives!

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3 points

True, but he plays for Bayern Munich now.

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173 points

Or Nintendo:

“Stop pirating our old games!!!”

Okay, then sell me one of your old games.

“No.”

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-80 points

More like: Nintendo, “here is an HD remake of that old game you wanted.”

Fans, “We don’t want to pay for old games!”

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Actually more like: “Here’s an HD remaster of an old game that we ported previously but instead of giving you the same price as that lets just charge $60 instead.”

Fans:

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Fan: “I’ve been feeling like playing Super Mario Sunshine again lately. Do you happen to have this game?”

Nintendo: “Yes indeed, it is part of the Super Mario 3D Collection, which also contains Super Mario 64 with HD graphics and Super Mario Galaxy, also in HD and with added button controls.”

Fan: “Nice! I’d like a copy of Super Mario 3D Collection.”

Nintendo: “We only sold this for a short time after the 35th anniversary of Super Mario. So i guess you should’ve asked sooner.”

Fan: “Well then. Now excuse me while i get an RCM-”

Nintendo: (cocks gun) “No you don’t!”

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Leaving this here:

https://www.eurogamer.net/did-nintendo-download-a-mario-rom-and-sell-it-back-to-us

Nintendo has also committed piracy of their own software, by downloading a rom that a piracy group extracted and uploaded to the internet, so that Nintendo could then can re-sell the game back to us.

If Nintendo will sell me the old games I love, I’ll happily rebuy them so long as there’s no installed killswitch (sorry, “DRM”) that will take it away from me one day.

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5 points

It’s impossible to pirate your own game tho. Why find an old cartridge and dump the ROM yourself if somebody already did it. The actual source code is probably somewhere in the shadowrealm, so nothing they can do.

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More like: Nintendo, “here is a collection of old games that you have to pay for a monthly subscription in order to access.”

Me: “that’s really stupid, no thanks”

PS: it is possible to be a fan of Nintendo’s and also think they are dicks about emulation and piracy and don’t offer reasonable alternatives…many things in life are multi-faceted as such, and it’s perfectly OK (and healthy ackshually) to acknowledge the bad in those we admire.

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29 points

Does that boot taste good? What would you do if you wanted to play, for example, The legend of zelda: four swords?

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4 points

I just wanna play Wind Waker on the Switch. They already made a HD version! It will port across so easily… damn them.

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26 points

Nintendo: “Emulators are piracy”

Nintendo, 15 years later: “Anybody want to buy our emulated games on new consoles?”

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… so in your mind their attitude has nothing to do with IP, just the technology used to deploy it? Your statement makes no sense whatsoever

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I don’t mind the HD remakes, but I do mind the constant obsession with releasing them over making a new game or, ye gods forbid, coming up with a new IP. That, and it’d be nice if they wouldn’t leave several of them locked to dead on arrival systems (like the WiiU) which just creates the same problem all over again.

But what really gets my goat is locking all the Virtual Console releases onto the shop of whatever console they’re on, so when that service inevitably goes defunct they’re all lost again. Those old 16 bit games aren’t changing, having content updates, or getting patched. And they’re just emulating them anyway, so just put a whole bunch of titles on a Switch cartridge or something and let me play them in perpetuity as long as my Switch still functions. I will not pay $60 for Mario 1 again. I probably would pay $60 for the entirety of the first party library from the NES on a cartridge.

All my old NES, SNES, N64, and Gamecube games still work just fine, decades later. But there’s stuff that was on the DSi and WiiWare shops that’s just gone forever, and you can never get them back.

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154 points

“You wouldn’t download a car, would you?” … yes. Yes. I WOULD. Not that we can 3d print cars just yet. but I would in a heart beat if I could.

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I don’t trust a 3d printed gun, why would I trust a 3d printed car? But if I could make a car myself, I definitely would, even if I had to pirate the designs.

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31 points

3d printed firearms have transformed into a whole cottage industry with all sorts of variations. The ones that are safest are essentially just stocks capable of holding the parts of a firearm. The ones that are completely 3d printed are still pretty sketchy and illegal to sell

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Any firearm that you, a private citizen, manufacture, is illegal to sell.

You are not a licensed firearm distributor.

But, at least in most of the US, it is perfectly legal to manufacture them for your own use. You just can’t sell them.

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The thing people forget is that 3d printing doesn’t just enable the direct manufacturing of parts, it also enables the manufacturing of tooling for parts that would never have been manufacturable at home otherwise.

For example, you can rifle a metal tube and form a chamber using electro etching and printed tooling. Or, you can make tooling to make magazine springs

The key point to be made here is that a fully plastic gun is sketchy but 3d printing has absolutely transformed the ability to make reliable and effective firearms at home without any off the shelf firearm parts

The same type of thing is happening in the car hobbyist world. We aren’t printing cars but people are using prints to make molds, form sheet metal, align parts for weldments and manufacture low stress plastic parts like intake manifolds.

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3 points

reliable

Out of everything you said, this is the only thing that I disagree with, but it’s the only thing that matters. I mentioned 3d printed guns because, if you don’t use off the shelf parts, you really don’t have any way of knowing how many rounds you can put through it before it explodes in your hand. Was there a tiny defect in your print? A misalignment or some debris in the print material? You’re right that boring your chambers from stock is safer, but that doesn’t make it safe. And that’s a firearm you can inspect after each round.

A car has many critical components under the hood, especially when you use an internal combustion engine. That’s a bunch of tiny explosions every second, and even setting that aside, you have the transmission, the brakes, the steering, the windshield, the stereo, any one of those could fail and kill you (or make life not worth living, in the case of that last one).

3D printing will continue to evolve and improve, but it will be a long time before I trust it enough to download a car.

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2 points

Most dashboards in cars are already 3d printed.

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2 points

3d printing has come a long way, both in materials and quality. especially as you step away from FDM or resin printers. I certainly wouldn’t trust a rando facebook marketplace printer who bought a creality to make a quick buck… but I would trust my own prints- mostly because I know what the materials are, and know I’ll check for good print quality. reality is, though, that about the most you can print right now is a half baked golf cart chasis. if you want it to be safe… you’re going to have to add a lot to it, and at that point, you might as well just buy a damn car or something.

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38 points

You wouldn’t download a car, would you?

Movies studios now trying to download actors.

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11 points

Unions stepping up to the at for us all.

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3 points

“Trying”?

They’re working round the clock to develop CGI “actors”.

Gonna be interesting when actors start being replaced.

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13 points

Open source cars, let’s go!

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3 points

Marcin Jakubowski is already doing this with Farming Equipment!

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12 points

Borderlands lets you download a car, that’s the second best way of getting a car in the game

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And when you download a car there’s even a pimento taco – a pimentaco – in the glove box.

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8 points

but I would in a heart beat if I could

with your 3-D printed heart

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2 points

Hey, don’t knock it. My head lays down a sick dun step, some reggae and this weird steel drum Tropicana thing I’m pretty sure they ripped off some 90’s on hold music cover

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6 points

If I had a dollar for every car I downloaded for GTA4…

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137 points

I’m fine spending money for a quality product.

Quality product. Not DRM-laden, always-online, unoptimized garbage that pushes microtransactions in my face. It’s not a price problem; it’s a service problem. If I’m going to get a shittier experience as a legitimate customer, piracy is the smart thing to do.

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25 points

If you’re concerned about DRM, just use GOG or Itch. If you’re concerned about shitty games, do research before you buy something and just avoid studios like EA.

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Don’t underestimate the FOMO factor.

Avoiding a title is simply not a consideration for a lot of people—especially if it’s shitty. They’re important context for meme and conversation material.

I genuinely wish this was a joke.

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6 points

Did “all digital” kill renting? Back in my day we had Blockbuster and gamefly, and we could buy used disks from gamestop and play 'em for a bit and return them within 7 days to “rent” them as well. I’m glad I’m all ROMs and flashcarts these days.

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1 point

I’m pretty picky about what I get, so that idea didn’t really come to me…

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22 points

It won’t change anything until people stop preordering games and actually wait for them to come out before shelling out a hundred bucks.

Pre-order and dlc is what has made gaming so awful lately. Game companies realized they can make a half-assed game and fill it with microtransactions and still make shit loads of money

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The biggest issue with pre-ordering is the gaming community itself tbh. Even if an individual knows better intellectually, companies have people specialized to make advertising as engaging as possible. Most of us (I used to be one of them) simply do not have the tools, nor the idea, of how to mentally combat “hype trains” and thus get our expectations up praying that the game will come out good and satisfy us for a bit.

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10 points

do research before you buy something

So instead of playing, I now have to do work to figure how to spend my miniscule available time on what to play to get the most out of said time.

I’m not mocking what you said. I’m just lamenting the state of gaming.

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I’d rather invest my time figuring a smart purchase, than spend my minuscule available money padding some rich fuck wallet. I don’t have much money or time, so I’d rather spend it on quality products and services than waste it on moneygrubbers.

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8 points

Imma get downvoted for that but even Epic has loads of DRM free games… there’s plenty of choice to buy DRM free games these days…

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5 points

i really want to use gog but they don’t offer regional pricing.
like for example factorio is 8$ for me on steam but 36$ on gog. Skyrim is 40$ on gog and 17$ on steam.

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19 points

I don’t pirate those either. I just don’t waste my time with them.

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68 points

It’s probably not even made by EA but some company that made good game before being acquired by EA

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