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31 points

I didn’t vote for him

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10 points

God himself gave him his authority, he doesn’t need your vote.

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18 points

No, I talked with the FSM, they said the one true king of England was Wade Boggs.

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7 points

Isn’t he dead?

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21 points

Listen. Strange women lying in ponds distributing swords is no basis for a system of government.

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6 points

You can’t expect to wield supreme executive power just ’cause some watery tart threw a sword at you!

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3 points

I’m an emperor because a moistened bint threw a scimitar at me!

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