Nah, I think most of the bible is pretty made up.

The bible … or the cartoon? either way, the answer is the same anyway … they’re both made up.

I always figured he was referring to the verse that says to dig a hole, poop in that, and then cover it up.

Yep, the Christian Bible

I don’t remember the area but there is a line in the Bible that says I will cutteth off the member of him that pisseth against the wall.

I mean, so, you can go to the bathroom but God’s going to take your penis if you do.