cant even pee in the ballpit anymore. because of woke

It’s the only place we can agree.

Ball pits have a long history of being piss repositories. The McDonalds Playplace, Chuck E. Cheese, that weird “kids place” that hosted slightly depressing birthday parties with outdated arcade machines as the main draw. All christened in golden horror.

It’s like the community pool. No matter how many signs you place, someone’s going to put the “p” back in ool.