Keep it silly though

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The TLS certificate is not valid

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I did a woopsy, forgot to make the changes permanent, and my server auto-updated, won’t happen again

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Better not or will expect the refund immediately

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That’s pretty impressive actually. Good use of scaling the pic.

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Console cheat codes

Tomater Brainer

picture.onclick = eval(picture.onclick.toString().replace("/tomato.png", "https://images.freeimages.com/image/previews/ce8/color-stroke-brain-png-5691833.png"))

Tomato minigun

for (var i = 1; i < 99999; i++) window.clearInterval(i);let f = eval(updateTomato.toString().replace("return;", "pictureContainer.removeChild(tomato);return"));picture.onclick = eval(picture.onclick.toString().replace("updateTomato(tomato);", "f(tomato);"));setInterval(() => { document.querySelectorAll(".tomato").forEach(f); }, 10);picture.onmousemove = picture.onclick

Slow-mo tomato

for (var i = 1; i < 99999; i++) window.clearInterval(i);f = eval(updateTomato.toString().replace("2.0", "0.3").replace("tomato.angularMomentum", "1"));picture.onclick = eval(picture.onclick.toString().replace("updateTomato(tomato);", "f(tomato);"));setInterval(() => { document.querySelectorAll(".tomato").forEach(f); }, 10);

I was thinking about making cheat codes for all your pages, but the tomato one just took me an embarrassing amount of time to work around.

Congratulations, you’ve successfully stressed me out. Just kidding, nice page OP :)

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OptiTomato

Optimized tomato sauce

for (var i = 1; i < 99999; i++) window.clearInterval(i);let f = eval(updateTomato.toString().replace('tomato.src = \"/splat.png\";', 'if (tomato.splat)return;tomato.src = \"/splat.png\";tomato.splat = true;'));picture.onclick = eval(picture.onclick.toString().replace("updateTomato(tomato);", "f(tomato);"));setInterval(() => { document.querySelectorAll(".tomato").forEach(f); }, 10);

Optimized Tomato minigun (requieres Optimized tomato sauce hack)

picture.onmousemove = picture.onclick

Tomato cleaner

let b = document.createElement("button");b.textContent = "Clear";b.onclick = () => { document.querySelectorAll(".tomato").forEach((t) => { t.remove(); }); };document.getElementsByClassName("col")[0].appendChild(b);
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Not worky

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12 points

Worky now

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Nice I feel I should apologise for the tomato craze, maybe it wasn’t a great suggestion lol

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I dunno, I think the result is fabulous. I still don’t know why everyone was so obsessed with tomatoes, but this website is great fun.

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Excellent work! I formally propose an easter egg that changes the image to tow-mater from cars the movie.

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It’s a good website. If I could humbly suggest: next time, more tomate.

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21 points

Skill issue, just click faster and more tomatoes will appear 🙄

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Thank you! 💕 My issue is resolved. 👏

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I’ve written a console cheat code for it, hopefully OP won’t patch it (・∀・)

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Why is there no easter egg for painting the whole canvas :(

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