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You’ll have to buy your own pigeon and tape. Unfortunately, all the pigeons are being bought up to farm crypto so your pigeon is going to run you about $15,000. Also, the performance of your games will be worse since the developer didn’t test with your specific breed of pigeon.

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However I will be able to mod my pigeon with sick ass spoilers that will make it run faster. Also imma slap some rgb lights on it.

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Dont forget the red fire!

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Weld a ramjet to the top!

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