32 points

i, as a PC user, am vry scared

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You’ll have to buy your own pigeon and tape. Unfortunately, all the pigeons are being bought up to farm crypto so your pigeon is going to run you about $15,000. Also, the performance of your games will be worse since the developer didn’t test with your specific breed of pigeon.

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However I will be able to mod my pigeon with sick ass spoilers that will make it run faster. Also imma slap some rgb lights on it.

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Dont forget the red fire!

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29 points

Obviously Xbox will counter with taping a duck to one and have it cost 5.5k as well claiming that its slimmer but is more powerful, don’t worry there is a turkey version as well for 7k that’s faster!

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26 points

Thanks for the tip, I just pre-ordered one

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20 points

Don’t pre-order dude. The pigeon hasn’t even been born yet.

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5 points

Sad to see that we might have to wait until 2028 for a better looking Playstation console. I like that it’s half of the height of the PS5, should make it easier to find a place for it.

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5 points

I hear Squawk 2 for the Pigeon’s gonna be sick

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