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Turns out it’d be a dissapointingly small sphere:

US annual defence budget = $800 billion

2% = $16 billion

Obsidian cost per kg = $5

Total kg in budget = 3.2 billion kg

Density of obsidian = 2.6 g/cm3 = 2600 kg/m3

Total volume of sphere = 3.2b/2600 = 1230769 m3

Volume of sphere = 4/3 π r^3

Radius = (3V/4π)^(1/3) = 66.48 m

The sphere would only stand at 133m tall, I propose we instead utilise the entire defence budget for a much more skyscraper like 490m tall orb

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9 points

This guy orbs!

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68 points

ignores engineering and construction cost. but we can assume that all people involved would work for free, because its a massive honour

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7 points

Obsidian Orb is really Roko’s Basilisk. Allowing you to live is your payment for building it.

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73 points

Nobody said it had to be a solid sphere, how else would you get it to emit the ominous hum without attuning its natural frequency by carefully designing the thickness of the obsidian layer?

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14 points

You’re assuming one year of budget. I take it as 2% per year and something of that size would likely take 10+ years to build out.

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41 points

Well that’s assuming it’s completely solid and not hollow. Hollow would probably be pretty huge, although the structural rigidity might not be great. Maybe we make a giant obsidian 3D printer and print it at like 10-15% infill.

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26 points

An obsidian 3d print is less crazy than you might think. It’s essentially rapidly cooled lava.

Need something to hold the lava, then pressurize it to squeeze it through a nozzle that that has attached cooling units.

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3 points

less crazy than you might think

Using a planet for a 3d printer’s nozzle still sounds pretty crazy.

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12 points

I think you just described a volcano.

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10 points

Simple: bucket of lava, bucket of water, repeat.

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