Comment by DragonTypeWyvern@literature.cafe on Canadian rule

The smegma gang gets weird fucking ideas sometimes

Imagine being so incapable of washing your penis that you need a bunch of it removed.

This implies we were given a choice

Saying people with foreskins a “smegma gang” is a pretty good indicator that one doesn’t wash properly and assumes that others don’t either.

So OP doesn’t know how to masturbate properly and needs lotion because they chafe?

OP’s meme was about (circumcised, presumably) people needing lotion to masturbate. So they assume circumcised people need lotion to masturbate because they don’t know how to do it right themselves and keep chafing, right?

I don’t think they were talking about circumcised people, rather people who somehow think it’s necessary

The only choice that remains is if you’ll do it to your children

Imagine being so incapable of washing your penis that you need a bunch of it removed.

They should have said “Imagine being so incapable of washing your child’s penis that you need a bunch of it removed.”

A child’s penis in a dirty diaper could get quite nasty with foreskin if the parents don’t wash and change the diaper regularly.

The cleanliness thing is for the lack of parenting. And the parents make that choice.

This just in folks, washing your penis is a weird idea!

admitting that you are incapable of basic hygiene isn’t the gotcha you think it is

If you aren’t Jewish that’s probably the justification your parents were given for why they should circumcise you. Not sure how that would be a weird idea.

Problem - Too lazy to wash yourself.
Solution - amputation.

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Rule: You must post before you leave.

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