At a restaurant in Taiwan they’d hired a guy to do slight of hand magic at tables. He was real good and quite charming. I was asking if he had a stage name so we could keep an eye out for him and he said no but his friends called him Mr Broccoli. Our Taiwanese friend laughed and I asked why Mr Broccoli? He’d made some bad choices when younger, he explained. Ok, I still don’t get it. After we finish eating our Taiwanese friend explained that broccoli is slang for a diseased penis.