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Nooo the heckin velvet hippo doggerino just wants to be a nanny dog 🥺 my pibbles couldn’t hurt a fly 😠

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It’s wild they call them velvet hippos when hippos are extremely dangerous and kill hundreds of people each year.

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Hippos are the most dangerous land mammals beside rabid dogs.

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13 points

Read “pibbles” as “nipples”

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8 points

Probably that too

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42 points

This thread would be locked within an hour on Reddit now hahaha

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16 points

“It’s not the breed, it’s the owner!”.

Which suspicious sounds like “guns don’t kill people”.

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So that’s were children come from, I see. My mom said something about bees and flowers, but that’s bs apparently

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Well they used to be foraged for naturally in the wilderness, but these days they’re just generically mass produced on farms full of chemicals and pesticides.

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Nice timing. Just wanted to test this tool

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9 points

Nice How accurate is it and are there any images that stump the tool?

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This one is quite good on photos, less on drawing. I tried another one who works better on drawing, here: https://lemmy.world/post/6239084

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18 points

Looking for a trainer to work with my reactive staffie Daisy who is NOT AGGRESSIVE she just gets too excited around my toddlers!

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