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Nooo the heckin velvet hippo doggerino just wants to be a nanny dog 🥺 my pibbles couldn’t hurt a fly 😠

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It’s wild they call them velvet hippos when hippos are extremely dangerous and kill hundreds of people each year.

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Hippos are the most dangerous land mammals beside rabid dogs.

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I thought it was deer?

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I’d rather get bitten by a deer than a hippo.

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Deer don’t bite much. They like to jump into traffic and kill motorists.

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Fuck cars:

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Deer don’t bite much. They like to jump into traffic and kill motorists.

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