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103 points

Nooo the heckin velvet hippo doggerino just wants to be a nanny dog 🥺 my pibbles couldn’t hurt a fly 😠

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13 points

Read “pibbles” as “nipples”

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8 points

Probably that too

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59 points

It’s wild they call them velvet hippos when hippos are extremely dangerous and kill hundreds of people each year.

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Hippos are the most dangerous land mammals beside rabid dogs.

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3 points

I thought it was deer?

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