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Don’t judge. They taste good and I use a fork (I’m not an animal)

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Technically all humans are animals. Using a fork doesn’t make you better than us schlubs

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I haven’t tried a green olive since I was a kid and I kinda wonder if I would still think they’re gross. I know the pimento still is.

Black olives are bomb as fuck tho. And I do eat them straight from the jar. 🤤

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I love kalamata olives, but just remember the green ones in the jar tasting like metal when I was a kid. Haven’t touched them in ages though

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That’s exactly what I love about them, but I was also the weird kid that liked to chew on zippers and ball bearings and I liked to lick 9v batteries. I guess I just love the taste of metal.

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Ever consider a tongue piercing?

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Where’s the lie?

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Olives are the one food that I don’t like. Seriously, the one thing. So for me, olives have always been a lie

Replace this pic with pickles though and I’m 1000% on board

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I do like pickles but olives are def better in my opinion.

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A duel it is, then

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I once thought I didn’t like olives, till I tried some Spanish olives from a local market there. I realised that I just dislike bad olives

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I could always count on one of those giant sams club jars of green olives from my grandma on my birthday when I was a kid.

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That you’d regret it? What’s to regret from becoming a Greek philosopher slash Olympic warrior?

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