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Text: Just Stop Serving Requests - you can close the socket!!! slowloris, denial of service, ulimit exaustion, slashdot, hacker news, corey quinn, hot dogs. If it sucks… hit da bricks!! Real winners quit - dasharez0ne

closes port 80

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closes port 53

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closes port 8096

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HTTP ERR 420: bad vibes, get fucked

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Alexa google Metallica

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Alexa: plays Nickelback

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da unshare z0ne

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Me when a witch turns me into a Cisco UCS C220 M7 Rack Server

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