50 points

Hello Potion Seller. I’m going into battle, and I want your strongest potions.

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7 points

Thanks now I have to go watch that video again lol

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43 points

And people want to fuck both

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23 points

People want to fuck anything that moves

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13 points

And vending machines. I mean objects that don’t move

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19 points

The female wolf doesn’t have huge boobies, or a bow, or anything pink on it. How am I supposed to tell the difference between these two?!

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18 points

Bigger eyes = feminine

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14 points

and long eyelashes = feminine

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7 points

Goddamnit, that explains everything.

My whole life I’ve been told “your eyelashes are too long and pretty for a man”. They were just trying to be helpful.

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4 points

Same. I had other women exclaim how jealous they were over my long eyelashes and how they were “going to waste”

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17 points

Just have one of them with a long schlong. Doesn’t matter which one.

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7 points

Why not both?

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