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Angsty Teenagers: The Bible is made up of feel-good fairy tales

The bible: Demonstrates stories that detail some human history, reflecting on our evil nature and the evil we commit against our creator and others, and how God often interacts with man in spite of that evil.

Angsty Teenagers: shocked Pikachu face but why is there bad stuff in there?!

Watch your head OP, the entire point is flying over it.

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You mean like that time this god went about and killed the whole planet, including babies and animals, except for this one dudes family?

Your god is more evil and tyrannical than her creation.

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29 points

Hey guys I found one

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God does not interact with man in spite of evil, according to the bible, he encourages and rewards it. Because the bible is made up by evildoers to justify their ways and solidify their power

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Theyve been quite clear what counts as good is what god commands. Which means those are all actually good. That also makes god’s goodness very meaningful.

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Makes me think of my favorite verse to quote in arguments: Pslam 137:9 - Happy is the one who seizes your infants and dashes them against the rocks (NIV).

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what is NIV

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New international version I wanted to be clear on the translation I was quoting, because it can make a difference in wording and sometimes meaning.

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3 points

New International Version.

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7 points

Omfg

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Context is important. It’s a song of imagined - and not executed - revenge. The writer is wishing that what happened to their kids also happened to the invaders kids. The Babylonians dashed Jewish kids against rocks, and the Jews didn’t respond in kind - couldn’t in fact, because the Law forbade it.

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14 points

The thing is, most people that will cite the bible as an argument are already taking shit out of their context, so at this point it’s just fair game.

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8 points

Context seems to be largely ignored when your argument sounds so great

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Many details can be found here: http://www.skepticsannotatedbible.com

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At uni a friend of mine wrote a book review of the bible that began, “Not since Naked Lunch has such a dull book been saved by the constant barrage of sadomasochistic homosexual pornography.”

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Saul when David rolls up with a bag of 200 foreskins: 😍

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sadomasochistic homosexual pornography

You had my interest, but now you have my attention

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I might be interested in reading the rest of that review if it’s available to read online. That’s a great opener lol

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Alas it was pasted onto a sheet of paper and photocopied over 20 years ago now and I doubt it was saved. I don’t remember anything else about the article, but I presume it was very undergraduate. That line was a killer though.

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