48 points
ummm, humans were invented by God to be American, own cars, and take barbiturates.
9 points
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29 points
If we didn’t evolve to have gay sex why are gays so good at sex? QED.
22 points
so true bestie. if i dont have at least 2 gay sex every day god is going to smite me from this earth for denying my nature
3 points
8 points
I guess global warming is just a capitalist plot to keep us from hibernation.
7 points
It’s seriously so ridiculous that we took our evolutionary design this far away. Like that “every day we stray further from God” - every day we really do stray further from what we are designed to be good at.