8 points

I guess global warming is just a capitalist plot to keep us from hibernation.

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7 points

It’s seriously so ridiculous that we took our evolutionary design this far away. Like that “every day we stray further from God” - every day we really do stray further from what we are designed to be good at.

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3 points

God made humans dumb… its fun watching all the shit we do from above

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48 points

ummm, humans were invented by God to be American, own cars, and take barbiturates.

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4 points

Idk, I wouldn’t say humans were made for barbiturates. Opiates on the other hand…

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9 points

god fucked up

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29 points

If we didn’t evolve to have gay sex why are gays so good at sex? QED.

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22 points

i don’t believe you, i’m going to need to perform some hands-on experimentation to prove this hypothesis

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