49 points

I really want a tomboy gf, but I guess I’ll have to take one for the team.

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5 points

Thanks buddy. Only one of us has to pick the right.

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39 points

Notice how it says nothing about Wales, Scotland, and Northern Ireland. So nothing of value is lost.

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1 point

Rhy cywir!

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No more England please. Signed, An English Person

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20 points

what happens if you’re english but want a tomboy gf? :(

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5 points

No problem! Since you’re in the EU and part of the Schengen Area you can easily cross the border to a neighboring country to live and work before accepting the deal.

… oh, nevermind.

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4 points

He can still go to Ireland passport free

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1 point

She, though you’re not wrong. ROI still tends to be a dangerous place w/ its anti-british sentiment.

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5 points

The whole universe disappears into a Hawkinhole.

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3 points

I wanna disappear into Hawking’s hole 😳

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1 point

Soul not hole!

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Nothing too bad, actually. I think you will quite enjoy the 3 milliseconds with your tomboy gf before disappearing.

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15 points

I’m Scottish ancestry so I hope the King can’t swim

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