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Commas are important.

“climb in my brothers”

Means something different than

“climb in, my brothers”

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48 points

I’m down for whatever.

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3 points
  • down pillow
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21 points

What are you doing step-pillowcase

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34 points

Unless you button/zip it before washing. Then it’s just the fitted sheet scooping up my underwear shouting, “Band together comrades we are stronger together!”

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9 points

I used to think this was common knowledge. Commandment 11: Every zipper and every button shall be closed before washing.

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7 points

I buttoned mine, that didn’t stop its recruitment.

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2 points

Fair some just suck. I have one that fell out of rotation for this reason. Tiny buttons spaced too far apart. Go for big buttons or a zipper.

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4 points

It doesn’t help at all with mine

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1 point

Or you just have to unzip/-button it before releasing the freshly washed hostages

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19 points

Why are you washing a duvet cover with the rest of your clothes? Shouldn’t it get its own cycle?

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Yeah I do all the bedding in it’s own load. Still I get the OP problem with the pillow cases though.

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I learned this the hard way. Socks are religious pilgrims waiting to happen, and whether pillowcases, non-fitted bedsheets or even tees, they’ll journey within anything to escape dryness. Underpants only slightly less so.

Despite it being contrary to green / energy-efficient recommendations, I wash and dry my bedsheets separately from smaller articles now.

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